I'm back! Thanks to the super IT staff at the school (that'd be Mark) I have this very, um, utilitarian laptop with which I bring you tonight's blog. I say this all tongue-in-cheek (well, not the thanks to Mark part-- he was speedy and saved everything on my puter and put it all in this brand-new shoebox laptop!) Seriously, I complain only because I am totally spoiled beyond measure. I had a super state-of-the-art Inspiron 9300 with all the amenities-- for sound and video. It was nice, y'all. Until the monitor went out.
Now I have an Inspiron B130. B. For "Budget." Seriously, it kept making this harsh BOOPing at me and I asked Mr. Grits "Why does it scream at me so?" and he said, "Um, that would be because it doesn't have a speaker."
GASP. No more YouTube. No more FoxNews stories. No more funny email clips with sound. Unless I learn to read lips. I know, it's a work computer. Just the "BOOOP" like the beeper in season 2 of Lost as it counted down before someone typed in the "magic numbers." I'd look for a clip to link to explain it all, but honestly I wouldn't know if it was there. My point being, that is how my computer, who I really need to give a nickname, rails on at me. (Bud, for budget? Dell? What about Ron for Inspiron?) Every time I make an entry into Quickbooks. Everytime I get MAIL in my inbox, y'all. BOOP. There's no volume control for it. It just has a mind of its own. And if to mock me, when I clicked on my toolbar to see if there was a volume button I saw my MusicMatch Jukebox. (Sniff)
Not only that, but the video is not NEARLY as crisp as my old one. Which, for emails and crunching numbers would be fine, but, sisters, cry with me: I just got that brand new camera. I want to cry! I look about 2 inches shorter and about 20 pounds bigger in pictures which is insulting enough but I just LOST it all, cotton-pickin'! Humility, Kim. Humility. See, and now I can hear all you so-called friends going "HAHAHA! That's what you get for braggin' about yo' weight!" Alas. I eat humble pie. Cold.
On the positive side of the new toaster laptop, it's very clean and new! And it's much lighter than the old 17" monitor. (Sniff.) I am indeed thankful that I have a reliable computer to do my job with! And I am so thankful that all of my "life" in the hard drive of the old computer was not lost or corrupted somehow. I have all of my 3000 pictures, my blogs, my Microsoft Money, my Quickbooks for the school, my address book and all of the HUNDREDS of email addys I have in it for the prayer chain for church, and all of my documents that I have to keep for work! THAT, my friends, is something to be thankful for!
But someone did tell me today that my size 4 capri's were falling off me.
And I guess if I had to choose between that and a fancy computer... well, that's a no brainer!