I need a limerick to make me chill out. A little stress going on around here.
This job will likely kill me
And someone will have to change Bee!
She smells like a skunk--
I love that wee punk!
From 'Bama I'd like to soon flee...
Oy...
It's night time and oh I do yawn.
My brain is so very long gone.
I want to go sleep
The laundry will keep
Tomorrow I'll play with my spawn.
Heh heh heh
You KNOW how much LOVE Limericks!
Well, I'd be HONORED if you'd go over to Shannon's and enter her limerick contest! YOU CAN DO IT! It will be fun, and I'm reading them all!
GO!
Ok, so one person asked...
Here ya go Penny!
Two weeks from tomorrow we leave!
I know! It's just hard to believe!
I'd ask that you pray
That He'll make a way
And Christ's love these friends will receive.
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Onward, to Scotland we go!
I feel like a travelling pro!
In spring, to DC
Now Scotland for tea.
I just hope we never say "Whoa!" :-)
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And now back to our regularly scheduled hiatus....
See? It's Thursday and I'm not writing a limerick.
I just had to prove I could.
Or that I wouldn't.
Or whatever.
Going to the pool. Hope to see you there!
My limericks have become a chore
I hate to just sound like a bore!
I think I am done--
This is the last one
(Unless I come up with more!)
Yes, it's time for a limerick break. I don't know if I will continue or not in the future but for now, I'm done! Thanks for the encouragement!
Sorry my limericks are late.
Untimely stuff I just hate!
Tis a Grits' family crime
T' Not keep Lombardi time.
(I just ruined my poetic gait!)
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It's summer! I don't wanna wash clothes!
Let's sit by the pool and just doze! :-)
Let's bake in the sun
And have lots of fun
And not write any more foolish prose. :-D
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Sorry, folks. They didn't come easy tonight. Are we SO ready for the pool open? My kids said they want to be THE first ones in tomorrow. I'm thinking, no. But I do plan on going tomorrow sometime. I hope to see yall there!
Tomorrow's the last day of school!
We're ready to head to the pool!
Our summer is here
Hand me a cold beer
I'm ready to act like a fool. :-P
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My son is a grad of 6th grade.
He'd get better grades but he played.
Now's time for some fun
To play in the SUN
Of logic school now I'm afraid....!
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C'mon! Someone PLAY with me!!!!!!!! Wendy?? ;-)
Our stuff, the dude felt he should rob
Why don't he just get him a job? ;-)
You thief! What a jerk!
Get a life; go to work
Our iPod's now yours, you big slob.
(But, again, I'm not bitter.)
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My house may not ever recover
DHR is now starting to hover.
"Where's my shoes? Where's my belt?"
The toilets might melt
From nasty germs not yet discovered.
I really could just insert the pictures of my house here again. I used to be a decent housekeeper. Now I just consider myself a biological research scientist. Who knows what will grow in these conditions?
Jojo turns twelve today!
He was supposed to be born in May.
But my BP went high
They thought I would die
But 4 tiny pounds he did weigh.
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Ok, let's try a little happier...
Today I made him a cake.
My pride in this child I can't fake.
He's almost a teen--
You know what that mean(s)
Anxiety makes me to quake!
It's time to start "year end."
For the school many hours I'll spend
Sending out lots of letters
My life is in fetters
How this happened, I can't comprehend!
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My oldest is SO out of luck
He taught his young brother some muck
To spell a BAD word
Egads, when I heard
That word, yes, it rhymes with a "truck!"
(Granted, neither knew what it meant but the older one knew it was baaaaad!)
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